If the headache has not yet responded to tea and biscuits and aspirin, my Vicodin is your Vicodin.

Vicodin are the white oblong pills in the box with Stephen Fry's face on it, because Stephen Fry is not Hugh Laurie.

Do not take the yellow ones in the box with the yellow post-it note and the picture of Cedric Diggory, those are an anti-psychotic and I am saving them. Not for me. For later.