Six Geese A-Laying

[xp_bruiser]

Hey There Guys, Gals, and Non-Binary Pals!

I checked the Mystery-O-Matic vending machine today and it gave me a carton of six giant eggs! They're purple and blue and tan and pink. Anyway, I've got 'em under a heat lamp to see what happens.

Science!

Comments

[xp_daredevil]

it's on you to raise your alien chicks if they hatch.

are you ready for parenthood, Molly?

[xp_bruiser]

I raised a moose, Matty. Alien chicks? How hard could it be?

[xp_daredevil]

pretty sure that moose raised you

[xp_bruiser]

I'm gonna tell Wade you called him that. 😁

[xp_daredevil]

mmhmm

[xp_cypher]

It's like the advanced mode of that 'take care of an egg' parenting thing that sex ed classes do. XD

[xp_daredevil]

tomogatchi in real life.

did you do the egg baby thing? I did not.

[xp_cypher]

Suddenly I have this image of Molly as a Pokemon trainer.

And yeah, I had to do the whole 'don't have sex because babies are a big responsibility' project. Like, I get what it's going for, but so much bullshit.

[xp_daredevil]

lol, I bet she'd do alright with it.

I didn't have that project. others at school did, but not my class. no idea why.

[xp_bruiser]

OMG Pokemon trainer would be amazing!