Six Geese A-Laying

[xp_bruiser]

Hey There Guys, Gals, and Non-Binary Pals!

I checked the Mystery-O-Matic vending machine today and it gave me a carton of six giant eggs! They're purple and blue and tan and pink. Anyway, I've got 'em under a heat lamp to see what happens.

Science!

Comments

[xp_forge]

See, that would be fun.

Government contracting sucks. It's Paperwork O'Clock, every hour. Sigh. Yay, let's watch DARPA tell us that racism is bad. Like we hadn't figured that one out yet.

I swear, if BIA shows up I'm going to burn Dad's office building to the ground. And knowing him, he'll pour the gas and do a war dance.

[xp_mayhem]

It would be fun! Give you something to look forward to after all the paperwork. :)

[xp_forge]

This trip is not about fun.

It's mostly business with a strong side-order of parental guilt tripping. They don't get why I don't want to live in Texas.

[xp_mayhem]

Hmmm can't imagine why you wouldn't want to live in a state run by assholes. Also I'm here, and obviously you don't want to be too far from your best minion-unicorn-awesome lab friend.

[xp_forge]

Everything's better with minions!

[xp_mayhem]

It's true! And thanks for showing me the movies last night so I get the joke now. :p