Lets gets ready to ruuuumble!

[xp_wildchild]

After the complete fucking SHIT month we've had, I think some fighty time's probably on call - remember Stone Cold Jane Austen?

Well meet me in the ring tomorrow - I've got a list of everyone who signed up, or who got voluntold, and here's how this works

We each enter every three minutes, we try to push each other out of the ring, you are OUT if both your feet touch the ground outside the ring. If you're out, you're out. Last mutant standing wins, uh. IDK What they win, but I'll come up with something. It might be a gift card to that bomb diner under the Snow Valley people's offices. They make amazing breakfast sandwiches.

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[xp_loa]

On my BIRTHDAY???? This is the opposite of a birthday present, the antithesis of a birthday present for me!

Jokes aside, have fun kids, I’ll be getting sloshed and if anyone can find me after your smack down, I’ll buy you a drink.

[xp_cypher]

Gaudy championship belt or I riot.

[xp_wildchild]

Bitch I ordered that thing like 2 weeks ago it has LED SPINNERS.

[xp_cypher]

FUCK yeah. It's on like Donkey Kong.

[xp_wildchild]

Aww, but think of all the hotass people in shorts and tight shirts you could watch.

[xp_loa]

Exactly — at the bar. The one time of the year you get a whole weekend to dress like a slut for funsies, y’all are gonna be missing out. 😉 (Well not you, but the others.)

[xp_darcy]

ok but as soon as this is over we are getting the hell out of this part of new york :P

[xp_darcy]

watch this, then go drinkies ;)

[xp_cypher]

Absolutely yes. But I've been needing this rumble since Gibney posted Stone Cold Jane Austen.

I even have an OUTFIT picked out!

[xp_darcy]

If we all get turned into a WWE episode, I am going to riot.

...does it involve those little gold shorts?

[xp_cypher]

It does not. Those shorts would not be practical for wrestling.

[xp_darcy]

I respectfully disagree, sweetheart. ;)

[xp_tarot]

Who in the hells signed me up for this?

Was it me? Was I very high? I refuse to believe I did this to myself.

[xp_cypher]

I think you were ALL the high, Angie.

[xp_cypher]

I'd prefer to be able to actually do anything athletic without risking showing the bottom part of my asscheek.

Just sayin.

[xp_darcy]

I suppose wrestling is less fun with your booty shorts trying to become a thong.

[xp_cypher]

And it would look pretty goddamn lewd with my athletic cup in.

[xp_darcy]

Failing to see the downside.

[xp_cypher]

I mean, you're not going to be the only audience and consent is important? <3

[xp_darcy]

That's why all participants are wearing sports cups. (Also because nobody wants a genital injury. P.S. If you or Matthew get genital injuries before our trip I will be VERY upset.)

[xp_loa]

As tempting as that is - big no 💖 I have a red swimsuit and a stack of cash, but I do hope y'all have fun.

[xp_darcy]

Alani. Sweet cinnamon roll. Are you going as a Baywatch member?

[xp_loa]

Someone’s gotta be a Baywatch babe and I just happen to have done a lot of swimming 😘 (Saw that you’re taking off after this so relax extra hard for me 💖)