2009-10-14

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Ow and like ow.

Okay, so somebody remind me that the thing I shouldn't do after sparring with Logan and having my entire ass handed to me in a lunchbag is to help people move their stuff.

Yeah, yeah, I know, it's my job and that's why they pay me. What I'm saying here is that if you're still on the list of people who need their stuff moved, be like, patient because I have about thirty-two thousand bruises.

I dunno who invented Tiger Balm, I think it was some old asian dude about ten thousand years ago, but I don't care if the stuff smells holy CRAP bad, it helps. Do they have a company? Can I like, invest in it? Would that make me money? How does that investing thing work anyway?