Announcements

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Students,

David Haller will be unavailable for the next few days for counseling/psychic guidance due to unforeseen events.

Those same unforeseen events have prevented me from being present at your finals as well. Someone will be on hand to proxy your tests.

I will also not be holding office hours for the time being but you can email me and I will try to get back to you as soon as I can.

Dr. Jean Grey-Summers

Comments

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

*raises hand* Hi, my name's Adrienne, I'll be the proxy on the Good Doctor's tests. I know I don't have the kickass mind powers to keep you in line the way she would, but cross me and you'll find yourselves waking up the next morning glued into drag queen attire for the entire summer. I guarantee it.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I was gonna suggest we throw 'em in the lake, but I like yours better.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Ooo, I like that! Maybe we should do a mash-up of both ideas. Kids today are really into mash-ups, right? Glue them into drag first and THEN throw them into the lake? So that their makeup gets all runny and their clothes are all wet and more uncomfortable than they normally would be?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Might be hard to swim in those crazy drag queen boots though.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Yeah. And I'm assuming even more difficult if we get the fancy high-heeled ones like they have on Kinky Boots.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

.... Is that one of those fashion reality shows?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Uhh... no, it's a movie. Garrison made me watch it one time. (Don't ask.) It's a pretty good movie, though. It appealed to me as a businesswoman AND a lover of fashion. So it's probably right up your alley ;)

But I think I should make you watch it now... for research purposes, so that you'll fully understand the intricacies of our gluing/lake plan!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's a drag queen movie? Like Wong Foo, or like - crap what's the one with the dude from the Matrix?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that one. Jay made me watch them. I'm kinda wigged out by Agent Elrond being a drag queen.

(I will totes watch the boots movie because whatevs, it's 2013. I can like drag movies and kickboxing movies. I want a drag queens doing kickboxing movie though. I MEAN damn, they wear those boots I bet they all kick a lot of ass)

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I'm pleased to announce I actually know who Elrond is. Fantasy movies aren't usually my thing but I don't mind the Tolkein movies for some reason.

Excellent, I'll put it on in the common room one evening soon, then. I think it's pretty student-friendly, too. Good message and all that.

If you ever find a movie like that, I would watch it. If you ever find a script like that of someone who wants to make that movie, I will invest in that.