Lets gets ready to ruuuumble!

[xp_wildchild]

After the complete fucking SHIT month we've had, I think some fighty time's probably on call - remember Stone Cold Jane Austen?

Well meet me in the ring tomorrow - I've got a list of everyone who signed up, or who got voluntold, and here's how this works

We each enter every three minutes, we try to push each other out of the ring, you are OUT if both your feet touch the ground outside the ring. If you're out, you're out. Last mutant standing wins, uh. IDK What they win, but I'll come up with something. It might be a gift card to that bomb diner under the Snow Valley people's offices. They make amazing breakfast sandwiches.

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[xp_loa]

On my BIRTHDAY???? This is the opposite of a birthday present, the antithesis of a birthday present for me!

Jokes aside, have fun kids, I’ll be getting sloshed and if anyone can find me after your smack down, I’ll buy you a drink.

[xp_wildchild]

Aww, but think of all the hotass people in shorts and tight shirts you could watch.

[xp_loa]

Exactly — at the bar. The one time of the year you get a whole weekend to dress like a slut for funsies, y’all are gonna be missing out. 😉 (Well not you, but the others.)

[xp_darcy]

watch this, then go drinkies ;)

[xp_loa]

As tempting as that is - big no 💖 I have a red swimsuit and a stack of cash, but I do hope y'all have fun.

[xp_darcy]

Alani. Sweet cinnamon roll. Are you going as a Baywatch member?

[xp_loa]

Someone’s gotta be a Baywatch babe and I just happen to have done a lot of swimming 😘 (Saw that you’re taking off after this so relax extra hard for me 💖)