Lets gets ready to ruuuumble!

[xp_wildchild]

After the complete fucking SHIT month we've had, I think some fighty time's probably on call - remember Stone Cold Jane Austen?

Well meet me in the ring tomorrow - I've got a list of everyone who signed up, or who got voluntold, and here's how this works

We each enter every three minutes, we try to push each other out of the ring, you are OUT if both your feet touch the ground outside the ring. If you're out, you're out. Last mutant standing wins, uh. IDK What they win, but I'll come up with something. It might be a gift card to that bomb diner under the Snow Valley people's offices. They make amazing breakfast sandwiches.

Comments

[xp_cypher]

It does not. Those shorts would not be practical for wrestling.

[xp_darcy]

I respectfully disagree, sweetheart. ;)

[xp_cypher]

I'd prefer to be able to actually do anything athletic without risking showing the bottom part of my asscheek.

Just sayin.

[xp_darcy]

I suppose wrestling is less fun with your booty shorts trying to become a thong.

[xp_cypher]

And it would look pretty goddamn lewd with my athletic cup in.

[xp_darcy]

Failing to see the downside.

[xp_cypher]

I mean, you're not going to be the only audience and consent is important? <3

[xp_darcy]

That's why all participants are wearing sports cups. (Also because nobody wants a genital injury. P.S. If you or Matthew get genital injuries before our trip I will be VERY upset.)