Charlie's gone mad.

[x-pete.livejournal.com]

I am assured that the horror I was presented with when I returned to the mansion is not, in fact a bleeding joke.

Well, no, it is, but it's worse than that. Boys and girls, we need to start commital proceedings for both Charlie and Ms. Alison Blaire. It is for their own good, and your saftey, because if we don't get them out of here sharpish, there's no telling what they'll do next.

In the meantime, though, I seem to have been railroaded into the post of student guidance counsellor. I'm still not entirely sure what the job involves, but they tell me I should just draw on my own teenage experiences in order to help guide you poor bastards through life. Accordingly, if anyone wants advice on which brand of glue is best for sniffing, or how to hotwire a car, my door is apparently open. If you have some kind of personal trauma, or just want to bitch about a member of the faculty, or another student, that's good too. I may even stretch to actual advice.

I'll work out some kind of nonsense about office hours later, I'm sure, but in the meantime, should you feel the urgent need for guidance counselling, or whatever it is I'm supposed to be doing, feel free to come and find me, and I'll make it up as I go along.

Comments

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

I would like to learn how to hot-wire a car, sir. It seems like it could be a useful skill, and my breaking and entering powers could always use the boost.

[x-celsis.livejournal.com]

Oh, excellent. All schools should have a guidance counsellor who has been trained to kill by Her Majesty's Government. It would put a stop to bullying in very short order.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

*goes to get the popcorn*

[x-shinobi.livejournal.com]

Now, there's a thought.

Would sitting down and listening to me go on about my father help allievate some of your concerns, Mister Wisdom Pete? I warn you, it would likely take several hours, but I think the chance to rant would be very liberating.

[x-rogue.livejournal.com]

The hotwiring thing is up there, but I already know how to do it. As my guidance counsellor, you're supposed to advise on matters like what university to choose and what course of study to take, but better than that, you could help me find a job that would help me pay for some of all this.

Whee, anyway, taking off soon. See you later!

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Can I learn to hotwire a car too? You know just in case lifting it off the ground and moving it that way is every too conspicious?

[x-sparky.livejournal.com]

If I put a piece of soap in a sock and use it as a weapon, is it true it doesn't leave any marks on a person?