Charlie's gone mad.
Dec. 12th, 2003 10:08 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
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I am assured that the horror I was presented with when I returned to the mansion is not, in fact a bleeding joke.
Well, no, it is, but it's worse than that. Boys and girls, we need to start commital proceedings for both Charlie and Ms. Alison Blaire. It is for their own good, and your saftey, because if we don't get them out of here sharpish, there's no telling what they'll do next.
In the meantime, though, I seem to have been railroaded into the post of student guidance counsellor. I'm still not entirely sure what the job involves, but they tell me I should just draw on my own teenage experiences in order to help guide you poor bastards through life. Accordingly, if anyone wants advice on which brand of glue is best for sniffing, or how to hotwire a car, my door is apparently open. If you have some kind of personal trauma, or just want to bitch about a member of the faculty, or another student, that's good too. I may even stretch to actual advice.
I'll work out some kind of nonsense about office hours later, I'm sure, but in the meantime, should you feel the urgent need for guidance counselling, or whatever it is I'm supposed to be doing, feel free to come and find me, and I'll make it up as I go along.
Well, no, it is, but it's worse than that. Boys and girls, we need to start commital proceedings for both Charlie and Ms. Alison Blaire. It is for their own good, and your saftey, because if we don't get them out of here sharpish, there's no telling what they'll do next.
In the meantime, though, I seem to have been railroaded into the post of student guidance counsellor. I'm still not entirely sure what the job involves, but they tell me I should just draw on my own teenage experiences in order to help guide you poor bastards through life. Accordingly, if anyone wants advice on which brand of glue is best for sniffing, or how to hotwire a car, my door is apparently open. If you have some kind of personal trauma, or just want to bitch about a member of the faculty, or another student, that's good too. I may even stretch to actual advice.
I'll work out some kind of nonsense about office hours later, I'm sure, but in the meantime, should you feel the urgent need for guidance counselling, or whatever it is I'm supposed to be doing, feel free to come and find me, and I'll make it up as I go along.
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Date: 2003-12-12 09:26 pm (UTC)That and I was wondering if I could chat with you about my incident at the mall. Self-defense and stuff like that.
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Date: 2003-12-12 09:44 pm (UTC)Good work, that man. Yes, I will teach you to hotwire a car.
That and I was wondering if I could chat with you about my incident at the mall. Self-defense and stuff like that.
No problem, come hammer on my door when you get a minute. Don't let the decor put you off, it was Blaire's idea.
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Date: 2003-12-12 09:17 pm (UTC)That's the spirit! ;)
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Date: 2003-12-12 11:25 pm (UTC)Would sitting down and listening to me go on about my father help allievate some of your concerns,
Mister WisdomPete? I warn you, it would likely take several hours, but I think the chance to rant would be very liberating.no subject
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Date: 2003-12-13 12:48 am (UTC)Whee, anyway, taking off soon. See you later!
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Date: 2003-12-13 06:36 am (UTC). . . Y'know, the older I get, the more I wonder if Grandpa was working some sort of arcane revenge on my dad for something. I'll have to ask Dad what he was like when he was a kid.
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