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Now that I'm no longer leaking lunch out either side of my neck, I bid you all a fond farewell for the immediate future. After our most recent affry and my injury, my government is pulling me back home for an extensive review. No idea when I'll be back, although life with my sister is slightly more dangerous than being an X-Man in general. Be good, don't blow up the mansion or commit any major felonies while I'm gone.

Kyle, you can keep working from those notes I sent you. Eugene has just sent a new set to me, which is now in your inbox. This one is titled 'Groin'. Enjoy.

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x-wildchild.livejournal.com

Dude. What is with your obsession with the groin? First Trogdor and the like, month of everything named after dragon crotch, and now this.

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x-dominion.livejournal.com

Kyle, go back to the part where I mention what's in your mail box is what Eugene sent to me.

Eeeeeu-geeeeeneee.

We all on the same page again? Excellent. Also, I expect you to have perfected the Great Water Dragon Monkey God Cock Punch that I spent five minutes coming up with the name for by the time I get back.

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x-wildchild.livejournal.com

Yeah, Eugene. Who I need to either meet or hide from for the rest of my life because just hearing about him scares me.

Also if I get smacked by Jennie or tasered by Julio or set on fire by Angel or anything like that by anyone for saying Euuuuuuuuuu-Geeeene all day, it is YOUR fault, and I will totally Emperor Mountain-Dragon Dong Knife-Hand you to Jupiter.

Or something. Okay, those are hard to make up, seriously.

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x-wallflower-.livejournal.com

Why do I never get shown the cool crotch punch moves?

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x-wildchild.livejournal.com

Because you didn't puke after watching Trogdor stuff a pixie down his shorts.

Also because, well, you know, *I* punch people. You make them sleep.

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x-wolverine.livejournal.com

Judd's good people.

Which reminds me, I should call the midget.

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x-wallflower-.livejournal.com

Only sometimes! Sometimes I kick them in the knee. Although, admittedly Mr Lebeau didn't seem terribly impressed. Mr Kane has been teaching me some things but not so much with the being able to kick people in the head though, which I always wondered about in those kicky fight movies. I always knew there was something weird in someone being able to kick that high and not getting a punch to the groin.

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