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Apr. 30th, 2026 02:14 amAwake at 3AM with five simultaneous migraines is just the best.
If anyone needs us tomorrow, no you do not.
If anyone needs us tomorrow, no you do not.
OH MY EVERYTHING
Apr. 21st, 2026 07:59 pmGUESS WHAT WHOLE MILK BITCH HAS A LINE ON TICKETS FOR CATS: THE JELLICLE BALL
At least two and I can maybe get four if I beg on my knees and sell at least a few weeks of future ashley's time tothe devil the fucking grind of helping with youth theater
At least two and I can maybe get four if I beg on my knees and sell at least a few weeks of future ashley's time to
A new rule has been created
Apr. 20th, 2026 10:15 pmI have decided that no one in GenX is allowed to use their powers until and unless they can be adequately explained in a Powerpoint.
If I'm going to spend forty minutes coaxing my sons from behind a refrigerator because the vacuum cleaner came to life and went on an unmanned rampage I'm owed something more than "I just make weird things happen."
Billy Kaplan, you may expect their therapy bill.
If I'm going to spend forty minutes coaxing my sons from behind a refrigerator because the vacuum cleaner came to life and went on an unmanned rampage I'm owed something more than "I just make weird things happen."
Billy Kaplan, you may expect their therapy bill.
Attention please
Apr. 20th, 2026 10:51 pmSorry about yesterday. It won't happen again.
I don't even know how I did it. My powers shouldn't work like that. I just make weird things happen, but this was like REALLY weird.
Anyway, sorry.
I don't even know how I did it. My powers shouldn't work like that. I just make weird things happen, but this was like REALLY weird.
Anyway, sorry.