Boston trip
May. 7th, 2004 08:01 pmAll students who have expressed an interest in the Boston trip will be at the fronts doors at nine am tomorrow.
All students.. I don't care if you don't think you're going any more. This is, bluntly, crap. I don't care if you don't like each other. You will sit in the same car, on opposite sides, with headphones on, stare out the window and sulk, for all I care.
If you are not at the door at nine am, you will be brought to the door. You will not like the people I arrange to come and get you.
You will behave in a manner that does not piss me off both while in the car, and while in Boston overnight. In the unlikely event that I consent to allow you out of my sight for intervals of more than five minutes during this trip, you will continue to behave in a manner that does not piss me off, because I assure you that if you do, I will hear about it. I have extra-ordinary abilities when it comes to finding out things that normal people don't want me to know. Ask Jake - I've seen his baby photos...
If you piss me off on this trip (and believe me, failing to show up at 9 am tomorrow will almost certainly do that), I will do everything within my considerable powers to make your life more unpleasant for as long a period of time as I see fit.
You are being taken on a trip, which believe me, no-one had to authorise, to see your friends. You will behave with a little fucking dignity in this regard, and you will focus your thoughts on that fact that this trip is every bit as much for their benefit as it is yours, if not more so. You will not, by your whining, ill fucking grace and general teenage thoughtlessness spoil this trip them or anyone else on it.
Do I make myself crystal bloody clear?
All students.. I don't care if you don't think you're going any more. This is, bluntly, crap. I don't care if you don't like each other. You will sit in the same car, on opposite sides, with headphones on, stare out the window and sulk, for all I care.
If you are not at the door at nine am, you will be brought to the door. You will not like the people I arrange to come and get you.
You will behave in a manner that does not piss me off both while in the car, and while in Boston overnight. In the unlikely event that I consent to allow you out of my sight for intervals of more than five minutes during this trip, you will continue to behave in a manner that does not piss me off, because I assure you that if you do, I will hear about it. I have extra-ordinary abilities when it comes to finding out things that normal people don't want me to know. Ask Jake - I've seen his baby photos...
If you piss me off on this trip (and believe me, failing to show up at 9 am tomorrow will almost certainly do that), I will do everything within my considerable powers to make your life more unpleasant for as long a period of time as I see fit.
You are being taken on a trip, which believe me, no-one had to authorise, to see your friends. You will behave with a little fucking dignity in this regard, and you will focus your thoughts on that fact that this trip is every bit as much for their benefit as it is yours, if not more so. You will not, by your whining, ill fucking grace and general teenage thoughtlessness spoil this trip them or anyone else on it.
Do I make myself crystal bloody clear?