[identity profile] x-juggernaut.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] xp_journal
All right, children. Some of you have parents visiting today and tomorrow. Some are even staying for the graduation ceremony Saturday morning. So for the next 48 hours or so, let's make sure everyone's on what passes for good behavior.

I know it's tradition to be going out and doing stupid things for the end of the school year, but let me be the first to reiterate the official zero tolerance policy for fooling around with stuff you shouldn't. No one wants another check for contraband, and this time I might just draft Logan into it. And if you thought Headmaster Summers was hard to deal with...

For those of you who're staying over the summer, graduated or not, and you want something to occupy your time with; see me after graduation on Saturday. I'll have some projects that can keep folks busy through the summer.

Standard common sense stuff still applies even when class is out. If you're going to go swimming in the lake, take a buddy who can swim. Don't go swimming after dark, and don't go poking around the boathouse making a ruckus unless you want to see if Mr. Dayspring can throw you across the lake. The canoes have been moved over to the tool shed, see me if you want to take one out on the lake. Yes, there is a good fishing spot on the north side. No, I won't tell you where it is. It's mine.

You kids survived another year. Someone should make a cake.

Date: 2006-06-01 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cable.livejournal.com
Nonsense, there won't be any throwing anyone across the lake. The devil-child might watch, and I don't want to encourage her.

Flatterer.

Date: 2006-06-01 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wolverine.livejournal.com
But the big man's got a point. Now is not the time to show how big of an ass you can be.

Date: 2006-06-01 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
What you mean another one? How many cakes does a girl have to make around here?

Date: 2006-06-01 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
What happened to the first 10?

Date: 2006-06-01 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-skin.livejournal.com
You even have to ask?

Date: 2006-06-01 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
Well, I guess not.

Geez, you people are pigs.

Date: 2006-06-01 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-skin.livejournal.com
Take it as a compliment!

Date: 2006-06-01 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cable.livejournal.com
Cheer up, I have coffee for you. Artisan coffee (whatever the hell that is).

Date: 2006-06-01 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
oooooh, coffee.

You're just trying to cheer me up so I'll make more cake, aren't you?

Date: 2006-06-01 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cable.livejournal.com
I like your cake. And I'm jetlagged, so right at the moment I'm liking anything that involves sugar.

Date: 2006-06-01 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
Bring me my coffee and I'll make you something. I'm bribeable.

Date: 2006-06-01 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cable.livejournal.com
I'll come. I'll have to bring Ray - she's attached herself to me like a limpet. You'd think I'd been gone for a whole week or something.

Date: 2006-06-01 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
Just keep her away from the stove and she can come. She /isn't/ getting any cake though.

Date: 2006-06-01 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
I know something that involves more sugar than some actual sugar plantations.

I can't say what it is in front of Lorna though or she'll hit me.

Date: 2006-06-01 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cable.livejournal.com
Well, i'm going to get cake now, but we should discuss this, for future reference...

Date: 2006-06-01 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Oh, they'll keep. Famous for it, actually. ;)

Date: 2006-06-01 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
YOU ARE NOT DEEP-FRYING TWINKIES IN MY KITCHEN!

Date: 2006-06-01 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Who said anything about your kitchen? Lots of places you can set up a deep fryer.

Date: 2006-06-01 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
I'll disown you, James Arthur. God help me I will.

Date: 2006-06-01 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Even if I keep them way out of sight and you never actually see one?

Date: 2006-06-01 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
I can sense that kind of an abomination. It's like a secondary mutation.

Date: 2006-06-01 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
I happen to know that isn't true.

Date: 2006-06-01 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
You just think that because I've let you get away with it before

Date: 2006-06-01 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
If that's what makes you happy. :)

Date: 2006-06-01 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
Some loyal kitchen minion you are.

Date: 2006-06-01 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Hey, I've never actually made them in your kitchen. Not even when you were gone.

Date: 2006-06-01 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
Which is good because this is a kitchen of good food, not a kitchen of evil.

Date: 2006-06-01 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
State fair food has always been the victim of unfortunate misunderstanding.

Date: 2006-06-01 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
They deep fry things. Things that do no require deep frying.

Date: 2006-06-01 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-traction.livejournal.com
But frying things just makes them taste better. I remember a place back home that would fry just about anything you can think of...macaroni and cheese, snickers bars, pickles...you name it.

Date: 2006-06-01 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
...I think I'm going to be sick.

Date: 2006-06-01 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Oink. Oink oink.

You made cake with strawberries. OF COURSE I ATE IT.

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