The gauntlet has been thrown down!

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

All right, those of you who don't have plans for tomorrow around noon - and those who do have plans but can easily change them!

It seems that the esteemed headmaster of our fine institution has accepted a challenge from yours truly, for an old-fashioned, traditional competitive test of automotive velocity. Said competitive test will be held tomorrow, out at the Roosevelt Airport, northwest of town. There may be snacks, there may be cheering, there may be a very humble headmaster having to admit four wheels are faster than two.

Yes, in the tradition of Red vs. Blue, Baby vs. Rhino, and Abraham Lincoln vs. Godzilla - there will be a race between yours truly, JH Forge, in the recently-titled and remodeled sport automobile (yet to be officially named, possibly after tomorrow's unveiling); and our aforementioned esteemed headmaster, Mr. Scott Summers and his two-wheeled speed machine.

Summers v. Forge! Car v. Motorcycle! Old and busted v. New hotness!

Tuesday! Tuesday! Tuesday!



(A cheering section would not go amiss, in other words. Come, enjoy the show, see Mr. Summers eat exhaust.)

Comments

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

I am so there.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I've got $20 on Scott. Kitty, you got a book open yet?

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Man, book on this was open, like, yesterday. I'll hunt you down and get you odds.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

DUDE.

That reminds me! Mr. Summers, if you're reading this I totally need to talk to you!

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Now I have the disturbing mental image of Forge as John Travolta singing "Go, Greased Lightning, you're burnin' up the quarter mile..."

Excuse me, I need to go scrub my brain out now.

[xp_daytripper]

Thanks for sharing that, Doug. I'll take the brain-bleach after you...

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Oh my God.

I am coming over to beat you with this stuffed bear I just found in a random box.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I'll go. But I'm not dropping a flag or anything.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Aw shucks, you'd make a perfect Rizzo.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I'm way hotter.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Oh, totally.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

We should take pictures of this.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Oh definitely! And video, we need video.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Oscar worthy. Very much so, I'm guessing.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

We'll sell it on iTunes and make a fortune!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Well, my future's set.

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

my money's on Hahkota.

beat the ve'ho'e! it is a matter of Cheyenne pride!

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Noted. How much? I've got the odds, if you want to see...

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Um. I'd prefer it if you didn't die, please.

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That is all.