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Dude, I can't believe I'm totally defending this guy, because he's a farking Yankee, and he is totally overpaid, but it's not like the guy sucks or anything.

I mean, yeah, he sucks because he's a career Yankee, okay, but I mean, who would you have get the Gold Glove in his place?

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No, Jeter is not overpaid and doesn't suck because he's a career Yankee. He'll be a first ballot hall of famer by being likely the best contact hitter in the game since Stan Musial. However, he's always been a league average shortstop at best, and now is likely one of the third worst active defensive shortstops in the league. However, he wins Gold Gloves because he's the best contact hitter in baseball and is the captain of the freakin' Yankees, which is why we mock their degenerate fans.

And last year it should have totally gone to John MacDonald.

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All the Yankees are overpaid, dude. They're the Yankees. They all suck. Especially A-Rod.

Yeah, I don't get that. How's he get a Gold Glove for being a good hitter? WTF? WTFF? He GOT a Hank Aaron, isn't that enough?

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But what if we like the Yankies?

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Dude, you so do not like the Yankees. You didn't even spell it right.

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Shhh! I was being contrary. I still haven't forgiven you for being unwilling to take me to the zoo. Hating hater that hates!

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I am not taking you to the zoo. I have a GIRLFRIEND. Who is not you. So if I'd take anyone to the zoo, which I am not doing because zoos are stinky, it would be her.

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What, you can't take friends places because you have a girlfriend now? Feh. Feh I say to you.

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You get pitched out of the car and into the East River as we go past.

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So what teams can I like then? *needs to make sure she has a hat, and one of those big hand things.* Can we yell at the opposing team?

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God, nobody explained this to you, did they?

NO ONE Likes the Yankees except Yankees fans. Yankees fans are despicable excuses for people.

Okay, so you're from here. That means you're allowed to like the Mets. If you like the Mets you should probably NOT like the Braves. Maybe. Unless you wanna be a rebel and then you can hate the Yankees AND the Mets and just pick a team you like. But really it should be the Mets. Even though they suck.

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So, I used to play softball. Is that anything like baseball?

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How in the hell did you grew up in NEW YORK without being able to answer that question? NEW YORK. You have two teams to pick from! Plus about 9 other ones nearby just in case you're bored of the local ones!

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*grins* Well, admittedly I was just trying to make your eyes cross. But I've never really sat down and watched baseball much. I'm a runner! I spent all my time paying attention to running, and softball.

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How can you have played SOFTBALL and not watched Baseball!??! Dude, they're like, practically the same thing except softball is wussy.

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Softball is so not wussy. Have you seen competitive games where only girls are involved? They're vicious! Guys have nothing on us. I had this ball launched directly at my head once cause the opposing pitcher thought I'd been making eyes at her guy.

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I've played both. Softball is wussy. Here, I'll get a baseball and throw it at you and you can see which one hurts more.

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Don't you dare! Or I'm so making the ducks chase you.

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HAHAHA. You know the ducks think I'm going to eat them, right? They're not gonna chase me.

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Aww. I could ask Joyita to protect me? She's not afraid of you. Of course, she's not afraid of anyone. I've never seen a dog more willing to lick people.

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Do you have a newsletter? Can I subscribe to it?

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:p! Watch yourself or I'll make it my mission to annoy you for the entire day.

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Hm. Who's in town? I doubt it's interleague play time, so probably not the Rockies. Darn.

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Only nerds root for the Rockies.

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Black or gold. Have a lovely time with the... children.

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Wait, is this the same as the normal bus run? Because I want into town but I don't care about your stupid sport.

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Edited Date: 2008-04-12 02:58 am (UTC)

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Dude, I thought baseball was huge in Japan?

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It is. Doesn't mean I like it. I watch the national televised High School playoffs cause the boys are usually cute. It's still a stupid sport.

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No, it is not. And while Ichiro might cry, you are free to be miserable and against everything without being forced into having fun.

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Ichiro plays for the Mariners. Matsui (Godzilla) is with the Yankees. And I still don't care.

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Oh, so someone does follow the game.

By the way, telling a bunch of people who are excited about seeing a game which you have nothing to do with as watching a 'stupid sport' means you're looking for a fight, or you're the kind of person to likes making people feel bad. Which are you?

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