Open Call: Trip to Puerto Rico

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There are many of us who don't have a place to go this holiday season, so Amara and I have cleared a trip to Puerto Rico for any interested parties. Email, telephone, text, or talk to me about attending.

A shopping trip to S-Mart for the vacation is scheduled for this weekend.

Comments

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

S-Mart? Next you will tell me you have shopped at the WalMart as well? You live a short drive from New York City and you are buying swimwear at S-Mart? I think I need a headache pill and a lie-down from the pain.

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I don't get "escorted" out of S-Mart!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Oh, that will not do at all. I am not sure what seems more fun to me. Shopping, or making sure that salesclerks with delusions of superiority have their comeuppance.

Except that the stores I shop in would not dream of attempting to escort me or anyone I was with out. They enjoy my credit card too much.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Wait, what?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Wait, I thought that you had been escorted out of a shop? I am confused now. Did I understand your comment wrongly?

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

There was escorting, but then you made noise like we would be shopping together and I got confused, it happens easily.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Is there any reason not to? You need to shop and I need to find someone to drag around shops who does not purchase 57 pairs of black trousers all at once.

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

She does need to shop, and I do not trust her to buy appropriate items of clothing if left to herself to shop.

Would you mind if I joined you also? I am in need of a bathing suit.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I would not mind at all. Shopping is more fun with multiple people.

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

Excellent, thank you.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

I am at once terrified and delighted.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

I would much rather go to the beach than to Kosovo to spend the holiday in my mother's apartment, especially as she does not celebrate Christmas. Mayb I be joining you?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Mrrt! I would like to come so that I can be warm and go snorkeling and sleep in the sunshine and I do not have to talk to my brothers and mother at Christmas. And I am going to make sure Nick comes too if that is okay!