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...will meet in the kitchen. Why the kitchen, you ask?

Because we're making fortune cookies, of course.

Before anyone feels the need to point this out to me, yes, I'm fully aware of the fact that fortune cookies were invented right here in the good old USA early in the last century and are thus about as Chinese as... I'm lacking a good metaphor here, feel free to supply one yourself. But I've never believed that you should let cultural authenticity get in the way of an entertaining exercise in translation.

What I want you all to do is come prepared with an English fortune - a single sentence, that's all. While we're in the kitchen making the cookies, you'll swap English fortunes with your conversational partner and prepare an on-the-spot translation. Which will then be written down on the handy little paper strips I'll provide - look, exercise in the script, too! - and then, of course, inserted in the cookies.

Lorna, I promise, if they make a mess I'll make sure they clean it up...

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Cause seriously, Dude. Makin' pastry was not my strong point in cooking class. Now, if you let us cheat and use the pre-made stuff, I'll raise a place for you in the shrine of my ancestors...well, okay, my Grandfather would have something to say about that but, well, I won't blow up the kitchen in a freak pastry accident...

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They're not that hard, and learning new skills is always a good thing.

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It's not so much the learning that I mind, it's the fire and the screaming and calling on God that people seem to do when I get near an open flame...*grins suddenly* And I'm totally not being serious. This is gonna be the best class ever, Teach. Don't say I didn't warn ya, though. Knowing my luck with pastry it'll gain independant thought and try to take over the world...

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