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...will meet in the kitchen. Why the kitchen, you ask?

Because we're making fortune cookies, of course.

Before anyone feels the need to point this out to me, yes, I'm fully aware of the fact that fortune cookies were invented right here in the good old USA early in the last century and are thus about as Chinese as... I'm lacking a good metaphor here, feel free to supply one yourself. But I've never believed that you should let cultural authenticity get in the way of an entertaining exercise in translation.

What I want you all to do is come prepared with an English fortune - a single sentence, that's all. While we're in the kitchen making the cookies, you'll swap English fortunes with your conversational partner and prepare an on-the-spot translation. Which will then be written down on the handy little paper strips I'll provide - look, exercise in the script, too! - and then, of course, inserted in the cookies.

Lorna, I promise, if they make a mess I'll make sure they clean it up...

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...but given that the accurate is rarely comedic, you'd probably be sucking the fun out of it to some extent.

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I think "You will have an accident involving breakfast cereal, cold milk and your lap." is terribly funny. Unless it happens to me, in which case, it is a tragedy.

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I'd trot out Obi-Wan on points of view, but I suddenly remembered an errand in the cereal cupboard.

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