Saftey tips:
Oct. 9th, 2004 03:45 pmI understand many of you are pissed off with our cajun streetrat. You need to know the following things about Remy LeBeau:
If you should encounter him, run away. Don't stop to talk, for any reason. Don't call for backup and keep an eye on him until it arrives. Just plain run. You can call for backup when you're sure there's a couple of miles between you and him. This applies to everyone, and should be considered a directive from god - I don't care whether you like him or hate him, you run away from him as soon as you see him whatever else is going on aroud you.
If I should discover that anyone has *not* done this, and by some miracle they survive the experience, they can look forward to being locked in a cupboard for their own saftey until I judge that they have learned how to pay attention, and I'll deal with the human rights lawyers later.
I'll explain why when we've had a chance to try and sort some of this mess out. But for now, and for your own safety, stay well away from him.
If you should encounter him, run away. Don't stop to talk, for any reason. Don't call for backup and keep an eye on him until it arrives. Just plain run. You can call for backup when you're sure there's a couple of miles between you and him. This applies to everyone, and should be considered a directive from god - I don't care whether you like him or hate him, you run away from him as soon as you see him whatever else is going on aroud you.
If I should discover that anyone has *not* done this, and by some miracle they survive the experience, they can look forward to being locked in a cupboard for their own saftey until I judge that they have learned how to pay attention, and I'll deal with the human rights lawyers later.
I'll explain why when we've had a chance to try and sort some of this mess out. But for now, and for your own safety, stay well away from him.
Re: Um...
Date: 2004-10-09 12:16 pm (UTC)Re: Um...
Date: 2004-10-09 05:30 pm (UTC)