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[x-archangel.livejournal.com]

Professor Xavier, Sir, if you could spare a moment this weekend I would like to have a word with you, in private, about a growing concern I have surrounding certain members of the student population. As this is a matter of personal privacy and respecting each other's boundaries, and behaving in a manner becoming to future X-Men, I feel it is rather urgent.

Thank you.

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[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

Not to impose, Warren. But, this can't be as serious to bother the Professor about. I'm sure whatever this is was just a misunderstanding, which a simple conversation would easily remedy.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on, Feathers, where's your sense of humor?

And what the heck's an "X-Man?"

And since that was plural, you damn well better not be trying to make trouble for Kitty, too, because it was my idea start to finish and she only helped because I asked. Get me kicked out if it'll get your motor running, but leave her alone.

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

Don't bait him, Jamie. Please.

What the hell is this about? Come see me when you're done classes. This sounds serious.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Yes, ma'am.

It was just a harmless little joke, that's all.

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

He's the one who gets to decide whether something harmed him or not, Jamie, not you.

I think most of you kids would turn white at my notions of harmlessness.

To each his own, right?

Did this joke involve powers? And/or sneaking into someone's room? And/or anything that could be considered an invasion of privacy?

... and don't worry about what an X-Man is. You and Kitty aren't going to have to worry about that for a long time.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*resigned look*

Ororo, if it's about what I think this is... If anyone's really responsible, it was me - since I'm the "adult" involved there. I knew was what going on, and rather enabled at some levels.

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

Ororo, if it's about what I think this is...

I'd rather not jump to conclusions and start placing blame before I know what happened, Alison.

That's all I'm interested in right now. Finding out what's going on. Nobody is in trouble, yet.

Sometimes I could punch Henry for ever installing this thing.

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*nods*

Would you mind keeping me updated, if it's not an issue? I keep forgetting about the "being a teacher soon" part and well... maybe I shouldn't. :/

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

Come to my office? I'm having a very late lunch.

I have a sinking feeling that there are things going on that I am unaware of; I could use someone to explain some of this to me.

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

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It's what I thought it was. Please don't go too hard on them. I'll be over in a minute.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Er . . . yes, yes, and I guess so. Sprinkled birdseed on his sheets and in his sock drawer to be itchy, and I asked Kitty to help me with it because I couldn't figure out any other way in than fooling Piotr into thinking I was leaving Warren a present, and I knew that was wrong. I didn't think it was gonna be this big a deal, but I guess it is.

No more practical jokes except out in public from now on, I promise.

And Ms. Munroe? This is not Kitty's fault. It was completely my idea and I would've done it all by myself if I could've figured out a way to do it, so I should be the one who gets in trouble if anybody's going to.

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

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... I am far too angry to talk clearly about this, but curse it all I'm going to anyway.

Birdseed? What in the name of all creation were you two thinking?

Would you have left wolfsbane and silver bullets in Rahne's room? Or -- whatever the Church uses to excorcise demons in Kurt's? Or a litter box in Logan's? Or a pair of googly eyes in Scott's, or a ball gag in Terry's, or -- do you see where I'm going with this?

Not even getting into powers and disturbing someone's private space, what you two did was either unbelievably stupid and unthinking, or downright sadistic.

I am ashamed.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

What I did. It was all my idea.

And I guess I'm gonna go with stupid, because I didn't mean to hurt anybody. I just thought it'd be funny.

I mean, if somebody left a . . . I dunno, a photocopier, or something, in my room, I'd laugh.

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

Yes, and we all know that everyone in world is exactly like you, Jamie.

I understand you're trying to protect Kitty, but you're just going to dig her grave, so Isuggest you stop it.

You have the excuse of being new and therefore probably unaware of etiquette and the rules.

Katherine does not.

Both of you. In my office, the minute you are done classes.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Yes, ma'am.

[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

Er....

Professor Munroe, I don't mean to be rude, but since I don't think birdseed is supposed to be painful or deadly, I think the equivalent for me would be, er, dog food.

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

That's not rude, Rahne, and I am sorry for using you as an example, I should have stuck to the adults for my examples. My apologies.