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First off this aint my fault. I did warn you lot about the Harry Potter jokes and I was serius about it. So that wanker Jake deserved wot he got.

Um.

Anyone seen a giant frog hoppin past? I think I can undo the spell but I need to find the tosser first.

Yeah. Pretty shure I can undo it. Almost positive. Really.

Um. help?

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~translated from the Castillian~

I haven't met Jake yet, but now I am cursed with this image of a warty toad hopping down the hall, croaking for help.

I take it that you're English?

~translated from the Castillian~

MdlR

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Yeah from Brighton. An I'm sure Ill find this funny once the beatings over.

Here froggy froggy froggy...

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