Public Service Announcement
Jul. 14th, 2004 06:44 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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xp_journalLadies, gentlemen, friends, romans, countrymen, the rest of you, (pick the term you feel most comfortable with)
This is your friendly neighborhood gourmet coming to you with a Very Important Announcement. I'm certain that good sense would lead you to this conclusion anyway and should you possess such, please feel free to roll your eyes at the crazy green-haired lady.
For the rest of you who aren't possessed of any sense at all, good or otherwise--Heads Up. I'm saying something important here.
NO PETS IN THE FOOD PREP AREAS.
That means none and all. None of the recent animal arrivals and all of the places where food is made for comsumption by yourselves or others. No, I don't care how cute they are or how hungry. They can be cute and fed elsewhere. My kitchens are not the place for it. If a pet enters my kitchen, they are subject to the same treatment as all other animal flesh--namely being served on a bed of angelhair pasta or in a stew.
Okay, I'm probably joking about that last bit.
But not about the caps locked part.
NO PETS IN THE KITCHEN.
Thank you for your cooperation.
By the way, I made pizzas.
This is your friendly neighborhood gourmet coming to you with a Very Important Announcement. I'm certain that good sense would lead you to this conclusion anyway and should you possess such, please feel free to roll your eyes at the crazy green-haired lady.
For the rest of you who aren't possessed of any sense at all, good or otherwise--Heads Up. I'm saying something important here.
That means none and all. None of the recent animal arrivals and all of the places where food is made for comsumption by yourselves or others. No, I don't care how cute they are or how hungry. They can be cute and fed elsewhere. My kitchens are not the place for it. If a pet enters my kitchen, they are subject to the same treatment as all other animal flesh--namely being served on a bed of angelhair pasta or in a stew.
Okay, I'm probably joking about that last bit.
But not about the caps locked part.
Thank you for your cooperation.
By the way, I made pizzas.
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Date: 2004-07-14 07:37 pm (UTC)Are we talking fresh raspberries here?
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Date: 2004-07-14 07:46 pm (UTC)Chocolate raspberry. Please. Mmm.
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Date: 2004-07-14 07:49 pm (UTC)Right then, getting right on that.
Oh, by the way, I need to go food shopping soon. Wanna come?
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Date: 2004-07-14 10:05 pm (UTC)And if you need any assistant chefs or taste testers, you know where I live.
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Date: 2004-07-15 05:20 pm (UTC)I do still have to do those pocky flavor experiments, don't I? Right. Where is that shopping list again...
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Date: 2004-07-14 07:21 pm (UTC)I prefer that Delphine stay out of the public kitchen anyway, too many things around that could upset her tummy.
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Date: 2004-07-14 07:28 pm (UTC)I think, good sir, that we have an accord. You keep your Del out of the main kitchen and I will never try to convince you that a rare steak is a things of beauty.
Some of the pizzas are vegetarian if you're hungry, though none are vegan. You can ask the majority of the house and they'll tell you I'm not a bad cook. They can be bribed that way.
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Date: 2004-07-14 07:34 pm (UTC)(I appreciate your agreement not to try and convert me back to my old ways; I think I'd be sicker than my cat if I did at this point.)
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Date: 2004-07-14 07:43 pm (UTC)So, vegan. Okay, drat. Best I can do right now is a salad then. Guess this means I need to go hunt up some new recipe books.
The kitchen is great, isn't it? Aside from my horrible lack of proper vegan friendly foods.
I'm babbling. Sorry.
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Date: 2004-07-14 07:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-14 07:59 pm (UTC)However, it's my duty to frown upon the very idea of instant meals.
I'll see if I can't track down the mushrooms for you. Believe me, John can't possibly have taken you everywhere. Also, if you went where I'm guessing you did...well, Tony isn't exactly the type to restock promptly, at least not out where the customers can get to it. I'll talk to him.
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Date: 2004-07-15 09:42 am (UTC)Only fair, since I eat all the food you cook. ;)
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Date: 2004-07-15 06:02 pm (UTC)Also might invite someone along. Sounds like we now have another spa aficionado in the place. ;)
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