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Ladies, gentlemen, friends, romans, countrymen, the rest of you, (pick the term you feel most comfortable with)

This is your friendly neighborhood gourmet coming to you with a Very Important Announcement. I'm certain that good sense would lead you to this conclusion anyway and should you possess such, please feel free to roll your eyes at the crazy green-haired lady.

For the rest of you who aren't possessed of any sense at all, good or otherwise--Heads Up. I'm saying something important here.

NO PETS IN THE FOOD PREP AREAS.


That means none and all. None of the recent animal arrivals and all of the places where food is made for comsumption by yourselves or others. No, I don't care how cute they are or how hungry. They can be cute and fed elsewhere. My kitchens are not the place for it. If a pet enters my kitchen, they are subject to the same treatment as all other animal flesh--namely being served on a bed of angelhair pasta or in a stew.

Okay, I'm probably joking about that last bit.

But not about the caps locked part.

NO PETS IN THE KITCHEN.


Thank you for your cooperation.

By the way, I made pizzas.

Date: 2004-07-14 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Yeah, that never works as an alibi once people know about my power.

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